General Data Protection Regulation
Due to the new General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) that hit Europe,
like a weapon of mass confusion, I (hereinafter we, or the monkeys and me)
would like to give a statement about data processing, or in our
terms mustering of bits, at
Indeed, this website is very concerned about its data protection.
As you read this text, fragments of it retain in your brain, your
data access terminal or exacortex.
Hence, to track down data that might be stored by you, this website
makes an instant
backup-copy while you read it. This process is performed by processing
your memories on our Turing machine and storing them by flipping quantum-dots on an
infinitely long toilet paper. On both ends of the toilet paper, there
are little burning trash bins where all remains of the backup copy are
eventually burned to ashes.
In between the bins, there are separate groups of highly drugged monkeys
that muster all bits found
in the quantum-dots. The monkey groups are all connected by a state of
the art rot13 encrypted ultra low speed
communication channel built up on bogo-drum and white noise signaling.
In fact, presumed the ever hungry monkeys find an embedded fragment of
pi, they scramble it by munching it instantaneously.
Please inform us (the monkeys and me) if the reason for storage of
aforementioned data has vanished and you actually have deleted
or forgotten mentioned data set. Then we can in in contrast burn
our quantum-entangled counterpart of the data stored on
toilet paper. Thus, this procedure ensures that we also
forget what you knew and forgot
afterwards - then your and our data is secure and protected again.
The monkeys and Me
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